New Site, New Look

It's my new site and my new look, so since I'm remodeling I thought I'd review another game that decided to remodel. Duke Nukem Forever. Terrible, truly terrible. After a long wait for the new game, many were disappointed by the new Duke Nukem. The game feels like it's been tossed around by a bunch of game designer teams, so it feels almost out of place when playing. Worst of all is Duke himself. When the first game came out, the phrases he said were funny, and people weren't bothered by cheesy lines or movie quotes. However after all these years the world has changed, people don't like hearing phrases over and over. (especially when they are quoted wrong!) Duke reminds me of the crazy old man at the end of the street, even when we now have 50" plasma screen T.V's he still swears blind that he is better off with his 6" black and white one. He either needs to except the world has changed or die. That goes for you too Duke, most people don't find your sexist, over the top phrases funny anymore. Any way I really don't recommend this game, it's not funny and repeatedly references to other games that are much better, and worse yet it mocks them!